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| Hey gang, waddaya' crazy or somethin'....candy rots your teeth, smoke makes ya' choke and whiskey is risky! While you're hummin' away on that chat line eat a cherry or a huckleberry. Oh yea! Don't be like mom or dad.............. | they eat meat, and cows hate ya' for it. You could go to jail for that in India...it could be somebody's uncle or aunt! Grab a kumquat, smash it on your face and let the juice roll down your chin and drip on your shoes! Wow! |
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